A Clinical Case

I do hope that Lou Dobbs seeks treatment for megalomania. The severity of his illness is alarming: Dobbs is considering a run for President. For his own well-being, he should probably be hospitalized.

On the other hand, it would be hilarious to watch his campaign. It would be like a slow-motion train wreck. At some point he'll realize that he is not the second coming of Reagan. Will it end in tears on national TV? Or bullets? The question on everyone's mind is whether or not his campaign would be worse than Fred Thompson or Rudy "The Prick" Giuliani. (Wait, is that even possible?!)