Why I Read Doghouse Riley

Let's get straight to the point:

And now what we see are the intended consequences of Reaganism, the idea that a temporary electoral advantage could be gained with the help of Big Money, at a cost of allowing Big Money to go on the All-Lard Milkshake Freedom Diet it kept insisting it needed to grow bigger and stronger. And now--quel surprise!--it needs those 3500 calories per sip just to stay alive, and threatens to foul itself (again) unless we cough up.

Because what the American right-wing stands for, besides torture and homophobia, is freedom for corporations and corporations only.